The temperature is about 80 degrees, there’s no wind and
invading clouds promise much needed rain. It is August, the swan song of
summer, and one of those lazy summer evenings perfect for cruising in a
convertible. By rights I should be younger by more than half, and I’d
know how I ranked with the young lady riding with me by how far she slid
across the wide bench seat. Some things were easier in 1972…
Not, of course, automotive engineers who were struggling
with reducing automotive emissions, but according to Consumer Guide’s
1972 Cars, there was “nothing on the horizon likely to change” the 25
percent grasp that the “standard size” car had on the American car
buying public. Standard size, as on the Chevrolet Impala, by then had
grown to a wheelbase of 121.5 inches, an overall length of 219.9 inches
and just shy of 80 inches in width. Curb weight was over two tons. But
OPEC had not yet discovered its leverage on the crude oil market and
gasoline still sold for well under 30 cents per gallon. So go ahead,
flip the little lever on the dash, lower the black vinyl roof into the
well behind a back seat wide enough for three real adults and snap on
the tonneau to make it look neat and tidy.
Except this isn’t 1972. It’s the cusp of the millennium
and giant convertibles are extinct as the proverbial brontosaurus. On
the vinyl bench to my right—far to my right—is Tom Yanosko of Freeland,
Pennsylvania, owner and restorer of the ’72 Impala convertible I’m
driving.
The exhaust is modestly more expressive now than when
the car left Hasay Chevrolet in Shickshinny, Pennsylvania in May of
1972, but otherwise the optional 400 cubic inch V-8 is stock and
smoother than Mark McGuire’s swing, and with just about as much muscle.
Push down on the skinny pedal and the needle sweeps relentlessly across
the horizontal band speedometer, torquing the Big White faster at five
mile per hour intervals. Yet the vigor was already somewhat vitiated,
Chevrolet lowing compression ratios in 1971, and the SAE net horsepower
figures used in ’72 masked a real decline in horsepower. The 255 bhp of
’71 became a gross 210 in ’72, or 170 net hp. It took, said Consumer
Guide, more than 13 seconds to go from 0 to 60 mph.
But the Impala isn’t a drag racer nor a road racer and
make no such pretense. This is a go-out-for-a-drive car, a
smell-the-new-mown-lawn car. Despite the heavy-duty suspension, it rides
like a dreamboat, like a long white cloud on an unblemished sky,
absorbing bumps and potholes like a damp sponge. The sheer mass of the
vehicle counteracted any chassis flex or twist, cowlshake obliterated by
the total weight of body and frame like an NFL linebacker going through
an offensive line of Brownies. The front double A-arm suspension and
even the rear live axle are simply no match for the massive load above.
The, standard power-boosted recirculating ball steering
system is light and not excessively precise piloting the Impala down the
two-lane. Isaac Newton was right. Object in motion do tend to so
continue. The Impala doesn’t carve corners, it molds them to its image.
Yet the image was already fading, the era of
full-framed, full-size convertible was almost over. In 1961, Chevrolet
built 64,624 convertibles. Ten years later that shrank to a mere 4,576
topless Impalas. That rose to 6,456 for ’72, but it would be the final
year for the Impala convertible. The Caprice line inherited droptop
duties for the 1973 model year and witnessed a slight resurgence in
convertible sales, though never to top 10,000. The nattering class
ranted about safety, as if there was an epidemic of spontaneous
rollovers, and improved air conditioning made convertibles less
necessary. And perhaps, as men’s hairstyles became longer, guys just
weren’t willing to put up with tangled tresses. The convertible Caprice
survived several more years, and then they were gone.
Gone, save for the survivors and their end-of-the season
memories.
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