If ever there was a company with a death wish, it was Triumph. Seldom
has a manufacturer so eagerly snatched defeat from the jaws of victory,
run headlong into blunders, or persevered in an incorrect course and
survived to fumble yet again. But this is not our story.
Our story begins in 1944. Sir John Black—he might as well be known as
the Black Knight for his strong-willed and mean-tempered way with
employees—bought what was left of the Triumph Motor Co. Ltd., which at
the time wasn’t much. Before the war the company had gone broke and been
purchased by Thomas W. Ward, who subsequently sold off much of the
company and saw the rest—all of it—turned into rubble by the blitzkrieg. Ward had not really been all that interested in making cars, but rather
a profit from what he could peddle off. So when Sir John offered
somewhere between 10,000 and 20,000 pounds sterling for what remained of
Triumph—such that it was—Ward took the money and ran. Black sold the
remains of the factory for what he had paid for the company and wound up
with, essentially, the rights to the Triumph name.
Which was what Black was after in the first place. He had been the
head of the Standard Motor Co. since 1934, and despite supplying motors
to SS (later Jaguar), Standard had little of a sporting image. Triumph,
on the other hand, did. The Southern Cross, the Gloria, and the Dolomite
were attractive and had competition success as well, even if they didn’t
make money.
With the Triumph works gone, however, any Triumph to emerge would be
new, and even before the war was over, Black’s plans were well underway.
Though the sale of Triumph wasn’t consummated until Dec. 31, 1945, Black
had a new chassis and body drawn in 1944.
The chassis was to serve both a sedan and a roadster, and its
engineering was assigned to Standard employee Ray Turner. Standard had
prewar Triumph stylist Walter Belgrove on board, but he had assignments
elsewhere, so Black turned to one Frank Callaby for the design of the
sportster. It was Callaby’s pen that sketched the drawings that
Black approved, and it must be assumed that the dictatorial Sir John
really liked what he saw. In fact, the first roadster produced was to be
for his own personal use.
Though Callaby was responsible for the overall shape of the car, the
detail work aft of the B-pillar was give to one Arthur Ballard. What
they came up with might well be the source of the old saw that says if
you give an Englishman a sheet of aluminum he’ll do something foolish
with it. Their creation was a high-waisted tart with an inflated bustle
and puffy, detached front fenders separated by an inset, almost
vertical, grille. From the front it looked like a chromed-toothed beaver
preparing to blow out birthday candles. From any angle it had more
polyunsaturated cute than an Osmond family reunion.
Of course, Callaby and Ballard hadn’t been given much to work with.
Standard’s engineering director, Ted Grinham (might as well spread the
blame), instructed that the front track be narrower than the rear. There
was no precedent for this, but the theory was that a wide rear track
would allow more passenger room, while the narrow front track required
less structure between the front wheels and kept the frontal area down.
There’s no excuse for the deeply recessed grille, however, which in
truth was a styling ploy by designers trapped by old habits. The
classic, low-slung roadsters of the ‘20s and ‘30s all had the radiators
behind the front axle line. That was for the room needed for a solid
front axle and its attendant pieces. But the new Triumph had independent
front suspension, making the set-back radiator at worst an affectation
and at best a slavish following of past practice.
A deliberate repeat of earlier practice was the dickey seat (rumble
seat to us), a Triumph tradition. A peculiarity of the new car, however,
was the use of the forward half of the trunklid as a second windscreen.
The other half of the lid was not used as a seatback, as per common
American practice, but rather there were two jump seats, each about as
comfortable as a dunce stool. The passengers, if they dared, could
squeeze their feet into the footwells just ahead of the rear axles.
The body was aluminum, not for the sake of saving weight, but because
Standard had sheet aluminum in stock and had the experience and tools
for working it—thanks to wartime airframe manufacture—and because sheet
steel was in short supply and licensed by the government. The chassis
was made of tubular steel—again, not for engineering reasons, but
because tubular steel was off license.
The engine selected was what was available, a 1776cc OHV Standard
four-cylinder producing 65 hp. This was matched to a four-speed
transmission with what was sure to be the rave of the future: A column
shift.
This was the Triumph 1800 Roadster, released in March 1946 and made
until the fall of 1948, during which time 2,500 were made. It probably
made money for Sir John and got the company back into peacetime
production, but it was virtually hand built and had few parts in common
with other models, so a replacement was inevitable.
The successor would be built on the slightly lengthened frame of the
Vanguard, Standard’s imitation Plymouth sedan, and would use the
Vanguard’s bigger, 2,088 cc engine. It would mean a gain of only 3 hp,
but it was torquier if also heavier. The new transmission was reduced to
three forward speeds (still column shift), but that was good enough for
Black, who thought the fewer gears the better.
But then, after designing what was a virtually brand-new car, Black
lifted the body of the 1800 almost intact and dropped it on the new
chassis like a guilty verdict on an innocent man. It was putting new
wine into an old pig’s bladder. That was the Triumph Roadster 2000.
To Black’s sure discomfort, the Earl’s Court auto show in October of
1948, the very same event at which his new roadster was released,
arch-rival William Lyons loosed the Jaguar XK120 upon an unsuspecting
world. Talk about bad timing. Surprisingly, the 2000 sold at a faster
rate than the 1800, but not enough for Black to keep the little chipmunk
around. The export record—by which steel licenses lived or died—was
especially damning: Only 184 left Jolly Ol’. The axe fell before 1949
was out.
Now, if one thinks it looks strange in the photos, it should be seen
it in real life. No matter if the funny little top is up or down, no
matter if the rumble seat is open or closed, the car just looks odd.
Then there’s driving it. Both the regular passenger compartment and
the rumble seats are high-sided and claustrophobic, and neither is easy
to get in. The suicide doors are narrow enough, but entering the rumble
seat requires the best moves of a women’s gymnastics Olympic champion.
Don’t let the fact that the Vanguard engine was eventually used in
the TR-3 fool you into thinking the 2000 could be made a real car by
hot-rodding the motor. It takes a long 28 seconds for the Triumph to tootle its way from zero to 60, and given enough room it will reach 77
mph, but it deserves no more.
Cornering? Well, the lack of lateral support from the Triumph’s bench
seat (used so Triumph could advertise three-abreast seating) is no
liability. The Roadster 2000 discourages such antics by its nautical
response to steering inputs. The best way to drive the 2000 is with a
knowing look of superiority. The commoners don’t seem to point
as much.
As you know, Triumph survived the Roadster 2000, Sir Jack lucky
enough to stumble upon the TR-2/TR-3 to stay the firm through other
debacles. The Roadster 2000 was forgotten with a vengeance. And probably
on Sir John’s orders.
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